Today's To-Do List:
1) Engage in a frantic flurry of activity ALL DAY LONG.
2) Do more of 1.
I was having problems deciding what to wear to work today. I finally settled on a stretchy, long-sleeve, pullover black velvet DKNY shirt and my flare jeans. I feel very hip-urban-homo.
The best part about this outfit? One of my bosses was asking me a question, and then stopped in the middle to say, "Wow. Nice shirt." He reached over and touched it (as it is velvety, of course,) and said, "You're going to have all sorts of girls trying to touch you."
Then there was about half a second of pause, and he kind of shifted his feet, and said, "I mean, if that's what you're going for, of course." Another half-second pause...and he walked back to his desk. I laughed. And he still hasn't come back to ask me to do whatever he was going to ask.