It has finally happened.
I heard stories about it before. People would tell me the latest example of this delightful experience, and I would check every day for my very own -- but to no avail.
Until this week.
Suddenly, my little diary is getting its very own google hits.
Granted, the hits have little-to-nothing to do with my diary -- but then again, that is sort of the point. So far, my diary has been chosen by www.google.com as a link for the following topics:
"Barbieparty"
"SUBWAY RIDING WHILE PREGNANT"
"Whore"
"Whore"
"Whore" and
"Whore."
I shall do my best to live up to the lofty standards set by these searches. If the people want whores, I shall give them whores. I can say the word "whore" from now until the cows come home, provided the cows come home before I need a drink of water. Whore, whore, whore, whore. Pregnant, subway-riding, Barbie-whores.
In other news, perhaps you have realized that my work schedule of late has been remarkably hectic. 12-hour (or more) days plus my weekends plus the dreamtime that I lose to dreaming in HTML have not contributed to making me a very pleasant person to be around. Well, folks, rejoice! Version 2.0 (warning: very dull material) has been released to the public!
This does not mean, sadly, that my work schedule is going to lighten. Rather, we are already planning to release Version 2.1 at the end of the week, so insanity continues. However, following a congratulatory lunch featuring a seared tuna steak and four vodka tonics, I cannot bring myself to edit Help-section copy. I am wasting time like I used to, and am mere moments away from buggering off to walk around and have a cigarette.
I will pay for this laziness later. But for now? It seems just right.