Following the example of The Shiv, I thought I would share a little news tidbit of my own:
Scientists find the most absurd dinosaur ever! It's from China!
Is it possible for the artist who rendered this newly-found buck-toothed dinosaur to have drawn it looking any MORE like the dorky gimp of the dinosaur world? It is even flopping its gimpy little arms around like a little gimp.
Perhaps if they had drawn a T-Rex giving it a wedgie, or laughing at its slide-rule. Never would I have imagined a dinosaur running (floppily) across the majestic plains of what would some day be China, shouting out its mating call of "Glaiven!"