LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
I hope you say more goodbyes in the next week than you have in the previous 11 months combined. It's past time, sweet prince or princess, to bid adieu to all the things that no longer serve you—and even to some things that do serve you but demand too high a price in return. So please say "au revoir" to your obsolete game plans and "adios" to your outmoded assumptions. Bark "sayonara" at your rickety psychological crutches and "auf wiedersehen" at the symbol that reminds you of your deepest resentment. Whisper "begone, nuisance" at all illusions that divide you against yourself.
This is the second such horoscope I have read in as many days telling me to let go of old things. Okay, okay, I get it! I decided DAYS ago to move out of the old apartment and into the new, less expensive one! You can stop calling now!
Sheesh. Pushy stars.