This may very well be the best song ever written in the history of the universe.
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
I could make a film and make you my star
You'd be a natural the way you are
I would like you on a long black leash
I would parade you down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
We could make a scene
We'd be a team making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside
We will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your miniature ways
You know what they said about small boys
Sex dwarf
I'm in my Jaguar
Look it's so huge
It's big and it's gold with my dumb chauffeur
Looking to procure
Run a little doggy
Lure disco dollies
Run my little sex dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my little camera
Take a pretty picture
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dolies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf
We could make an outfit for my little sex dwarf
To match the gold Rolls and my dumb chauffeur
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold
We can have playtime in my little playroom
Disco dollies
My sex dwarf
And my dumb chauffeur
I would like you on a long black leash
You can bring me all the things I need
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf