Update on my strange and crazy social life:
I met the second boy for drinks tonight. Conversation was minimal, because he is not a good conversationalist. Alas. He was, however, attractive in that unconventional, good-god-I-just-want-to-touch-you kind of way, so I managed to stretch out the meeting for almost two hours.
On the way out the door, an absolutely adorable boy pulled me aside and asked if I had just been talking about Colorado. "Why, yes," I reply, and we have a quick 2 minute conversation about both being from Denver. I leave with the boy I came to meet, walked home (across the street), and promptly left again after the boy was safely out of range, to go back and talk to Colorado Boy again. He was funny and witty and all kinds of good things.
We have a dinner date.
What the fuck is going ON?!?