I just joined a new diaryring (see lower left for confirmation of this fact). This is not the sort of thing I would normally join, but Alterna-Me created it, so I feel almost contractually obligated. I feel that I would fit into this group much better if now were, in fact, three years ago, but perhaps I purchased a lifetime membership. I will have to ask someone about that.
I was just reminded of the fact that once I bribed the son of the Denver mayor, a drag queen named Chocolate Thunderpussy, to let me and my friend into a club. I tucked five bucks (yes, I know, not a huge bribe, but hey) into her faux-cleavage. I like that story, and felt like sharing.
That is all.