I have just been informed by a reliable source that the photograph linked to in my previous entry does not, in fact, look like me. Please, therefore, do not use that photograph as a visual aid should I ever get kidnapped.
I am so unfocused at the moment, I can safely file everything I have done at work today under the "Worthless Waste Of Time" category, and cross-reference it to "Will Have To Be Completely Redone." Yay!