Things My New Web Programming Job Has That Old Web Programming Jobs Have Lacked:
1) good coffee
2) nice people
3) pretty office
4) immediate access to passwords and magnetic ID cards
5) internet access (I reiterate these are web programming jobs.)
Phobias:
1) Hardcore seplophobia
2) Ophidiophobia
3) Coulrophobia
4) Anuptaphobia
5) Eurotophobia
Phobias I Find Amusing:
1) Arachibutyrophobia
2) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
3) Walloonphobia
4) Ithyphallophobia
5) Bolshephobia
Philes:
1) Anglophile
2) Bibliophile
3) Ailurophile
4) Aviophile
5) Pluviophile
Exotic Places I Want To Visit:
1) Rangoon
2) Outer space
3) Brazil
4) Isle of Naboombu
5) New Zealand
Names I Like:
1) Sebastian
2) Chad
3) Jake
4) James
5) Matt
Names I Like Because I've Known Extremely Attractive People Who Had Them:
1) Sebastian
2) Chad
3) Jake
4) James
5) Matt
Historical Figures I Would Like To Meet (and who all happen to be British):
1) King Arthur
2) Queen Elizabeth I
3) Alan Turing
4) William Shakespeare
5) J.R.R. Tolkien
Living Figures I Would Like To Meet:
1) Julie Andrews
2) Judi Dench
3) Cate Blanchett
4) Elijah Wood
5) Parker Posey
Possessions I Will Defend To The Death:
1) Macintosh G4 Cube
2) Klaus
3) Family coat of arms
4) My teddy bear, Blue Bear
5) Original promotional poster for The Neverending Story, printed in German (Die Unendliche Geschichte)
Activities I Consider A Waste Of Time:
1) Layovers of more than an hour
2) Scheduling a date more than a day in advance
3) Waiting more than five minutes for a subway
4) Making my bed
5) Peeing