Brief update from the "Business Center" of the Grand Floridian Resort and Spa:
Hi, everyone! Yes, I am fine, and having a tremendously wonderfully fabulous time.
Last night Flex and I went out dancing with Taydo and the Canadian. As might be expected, there was a lot of drinking, several hours too many driving around trying to find our hotel, way too many public displays of affection, public urination, strange women, blow-up dolls, jello shots, fireworks, and for some reason an episode wherein Taydo stuffed my boyfriend into an ice box at a gas station.
And now we are off to see the wonders of the Disney / MGM Studio Theme Park. Wish us luck!
p.s. Last night? We took FIFTY-ONE PICTURES. And they're all scandalous.