I ate Burger King for lunch today. I have not eaten Burger King in what might be called "a coon's age," provided the coon in question was approximately six months old.
It was not as good as I remembered it.
In other news, here is a photograph I saw this afternoon on cnn.com:
Here is my question to you:
A) Is this a picture of young Jessica Lynch, viciously attacked by Iraqis and then rescued by her fellow soldiers, only to live an exciting new life consisting of book deals and movie rights?
B) Or is this a picture of young Dizzy Flores, Starship Trooper, viciously attacked by giant killer bugs and then rescued by her fellow soldiers, only to live a very brief life consisting of her gasping, bleeding head in her boyfriend Johnny Rico's lap?