Also, I have decided that I am physically incapable of living another day without owning The Da Vinci Code. Seriously.
I mean, have you even SEEN their fucking incredibly HOT web site? Have you even SEEN it? With the...the PUZZLES? And the...the HOPPING ALL OVER THE WEB and the LOOKING UP OF STUFF?? I mean, like, SERIOUSLY, people. I need this book, and I need it like months ago.