Yeah, yeah. I know.
Much has been happening in Fulmy-land. Less than a week until Sea reappears, for one. Hooray!!! We are going to have a welcome home party and I will make everyone wear pirate hats.
Sunday was a street fair right outside my house, and at one point I was recruited by some intentionally-horrible-for-comic-effect acrobats to be in a pyramid of people. When they told me they wanted me to be their "bottom," I tried to sit back down, but instead was talking into getting on my hands and knees in the middle of the street which wasn't much better. And then because they were really really bad acrobats, the pyramid fell in on top of me. And one of them tried to jump over WeeGirl, our latest houseguest, but he missed and his ass hit her on the head.
Today I am wearing a new t-shirt with Lionel Richie lyrics on it. "Easy like Sunday morning." I was altogether pleased with my new shirt for a total of about an hour, at which point my wacky neighbor asked, "Does it say 'But expensive like Friday night' on the back?!?" at which point my shirt definitely seemed to be lacking something, which was pretty sad. Whenever I try to forget he said that, I am happy with my new shirt again.
For the past several days, I have had songs from the Buffy Musical stuck in my head. I just listened to the entire CD three times in a row in an effort to dislodge them, but I do not think it worked. I think I have merely exacerbated the situation.
The reservations for Disney World are, happily, and finally, SET IN FUCKING STONE. No more wondering and crossing my fingers and hoping. It is SET and I will be in Florida from July 11 to July 16. When I called Disney World to confirm, the reservationist read out the details. "Let's see...you, and your guest...'Flexible'. And a king-sized bed." Yes, lady. We're gaaaaaaaaaay. Then a week after I get home will be my birthday! And the day after that, my work is taking us all to the beach. July is a good month.
With any luck, a vacation will reset my insane-o-meter back to zero. That would be nice.