Everyone else did this positively ages ago, but whenever I tried, their server would not let me.
Therefore, without further ado, I give you the results of my Dante's Inferno Test:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Extreme |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Yep. I am so going to hell.
Side note: A few years ago, back in Denver, I worked in an antiquarian bookshop that specialized in finding rare and out-of-print books for people across the country. My area was the East Coast, and one day a woman called in looking for a special present for someone.
"Antiquarian Booksearch and Bookshop, this is Ful, can I help you?"
"Hi, yeah. I'm looking for an old copy, something leatherbound, or something? For a present? Of this book?"
"Sure. What's the title?"
"It's called 'Dante's Inferno,' but I don't know the author."
"...The author. Of Dante's Inferno."
"Right, I don't know."
"Hmm. Right. I think you'll find that, um...Alighieri...wrote Dante's Inferno, ma'am."
Personally, I am to this day intensely proud that a) I did not laugh (out loud), and b) I came up with a face-saving reply so quickly. Surely that should remove a few of those black marks on my hell-bound soul, right?