My neighbor gave me condoms today.
He lives across the hall from me, and we regularly refer to him as, alternately, the Wacky Neighbor, and the Dorm R.A. I've known him for several years and was the guy to recommend his current apartment to him. (He is regretting taking the apartment at the moment, as his ceiling has a disturbing propensity to fall in on him at inopportune moments, but that is a different story.)
He gave me condoms. This is one of his functions as a Dorm R.A., apparently. He popped in this afternoon while I was recuperating on my Klaus.
"I've gotta show you these. They're...they're NEW CONDOMS. How often, really, is there a revolutionary design in the CONDOM, man?"
It is called the "Inspiral." Judging from the pictures on the box, half of it looks like a regular condom, but then the tip end has this whole weird puffed-out part in a kind of spiral, that is supposedly based on the shape of a nautilus shell. Apparently, each condom comes with "Spring Action!" which in my opinion makes them sound like an old action figure. The little packets for each condom are HUGE, too. They kind of creep me out.
There was no real point to this story. I am not endorsing these things like I did the Axe Deodorant Body Spray or anything. (Yet.)