I think I have a tapeworm.
My diet yesterday: a fried peanut butter and wild blueberry sandwich. A deep-fried mozzarella sandwich. Half a ball of mozzarella. Half a tub of homemade, frozen, flavored whipped cream. Several hard boiled eggs. A chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, collard greens, cream gravy, mashed potatoes, and half of another order of Dixie Chicken. More hard boiled eggs. Severl pieces of Wonder Bread. A spoonful of Nutella. And an orange. At the end of the day, I was still freaking hungry.
I think I have the world's most unhealthy tapeworm.