Just because they are stuck in a hotel room, sans internet access, and I am NOT, I would like to be the first to report that:
a) The Kate and Taydo fucking rock the FUCKING HOUSE.
b) Shasta Cola the Drag Queen is not only miles and miles better than the drag queen giving away Madonna stuff at Virgin Records yesterday, but she SANG a SONG from the new album, Taydo's friend The Canadian picked her up like a bride and we have photographic proof, and, Taydo freaking SAW ME yesterday BUYING THE STUPID ALBUM at ROMA.
c) We went to an Ethiopian restaurant, and all I have to say about that is that I am now the proud owner of an "I saw Parker Motherfucking Posey at an Ethiopian Restaurant and this is my commemorative wet-nap" wet nap.
d) Let me reiterate: PARKER DID YOU EAT A LOT OF MOTHERFUCKING POT PIES POSEY.
(addendum -- insert "Parker "GET BUSY BEE!" Posey or Parker "If people are going to start telling the truth around here, I'm going to bed" Posey or Parker "A penny for your thoughts, a dime for your dreams" Posey or Parker "I wanted pills to match my eyes -- color me beautiful!" Posey, above. Thank you.)