So here I am at work. Multitasking: eating a rather nice "chicken saltimbocca" sandwich and drinking pink lemonade. Writing an entry. Coding web pages. Calling my boy to wake him up and telling him to take his medicine. Reviewing my 401k with my incomparable HR Lady.
But despite all of these activities, I am really only thinking of one thing: What in holy raucous HELL am I going to wear tomorrow?
Me. Taydo. And The Kate. Not only must a meeting of such monumental proportions be commemorated by a truly stellar outfit, but it seems that a spurious comment on my behalf has sparked a bit of a...competition. It seems that there is going to be some sort of Best Ass Contest. I am in a quandary -- what pants do I wear to best accentuate my...fleshier aspects? My glass-coated pants from A|X have been ruled out, as Taydo seems to have already declared dibs on wearing his pair of same. And while it might be, contest-wise, most fair for our respective asses to be judged while wearing the same style and cut and color, how could we go out for the rest of the evening looking like dress-up twins? I mean, honestly. I think I may resort to my brown fuzzy Versacepants -- if anyone has a vote, do please let me know.