So, you know how there are certain things you just never think you are going to hear? Something that you never ever expect someone to say to you? Right. I heard one of those things last night. Had I actually pondered this earlier, this thing I heard may well have been in the top five things I never would have thought I would ever hear.
*ring ring* (Or, more appropriately, *buzzzz buzzzz*, as it was an incoming call on my vibrating cellphone.) Oh, look, Boy is calling!
"Hello!"
"So I told the Olsen Twins all about you today."
The. Olsen. Twins.
Apparently they came into his restaurant. They were chatty, he was chatty, they asked if he was seeing anyone. When he said yes, they asked what she was like, and he said, "Oh, she's about 6'2", has blue eyes, a mohawk, and is a boy." They gave him some variation on the "Ohh, you're a cute gay boy and we get to flirt with you now!" routine, which apparently their mother disapproved of.
The important thing to take away from this, however, is that somehow, the OLSEN TWINS have had a discussion about ME, which I find both irretrievably strange, and so completely unexpected as to have never once registered as a blip on my Radar of the Possible.
Also, when they release "Mary-Kate and Ashley Go To Fire Island" next year, you will know that the tall blue-eyed guy with a mohawk is totally based on me.