Because I am obsessed with my own hair, I hereby take the opportunity to subject you to it as well.
Image 1: A front view. I am drinking scotch and oh-so-slightly raising an eyebrow at the camera. Note one of my many shirts recently purchased at Express.
(image 1 courtesy of the incomparable Little Owl.)
Image 2: A side view. I am enjoying a cigarette in a public place while I still can. The hair now appears much longer, due to the straightening-episode of last week. Also, imagine the very front fanning straight forward, much like a cockatoo.
(image 2 courtesy of the magnanimous and lovely Little Owl.)
Image 3: A cockatoo.
(image 3 courtesy of a cockatoo.)