The days of the faux-hawk are over.
Enter Mohawk.
Last night I finally decided I was brave enough to buzz off the last vestiges of faux, and am now wearing a full-on mo. StyleGirl said she did not like it as much now, but ArtStudent told me that it looked "awesome!!!!" and that now I am hardcore punk.
Of course, then she looked at me and said that the punk effect was lessened a bit by the Abercrombie t-shirt and kicky flare-cut jeans I was wearing, but then decided that actually makes it a lot cooler. Plus she decided the buzzed hair on the sides and most of the top apparently makes me look vaguely militaristic.
So, to recap, for anyone who cares, I am now a queer military punk fratboy. Yarrr!