I will not even waste time discussing to what insane degree I was blown away by The Two Towers. It would be a cavalcade of compliments, a surge of superlatives, which could be succinctly summed up by saying "Holy jesus fuck, for the last three hours I have had to consciously remind myself to breathe." Plus, I want to have Orlando Bloom's babies. He puts the "ass" in "Legolas," and he can put anything he wants to in me.
I will mention that I am very pleased to be drinking coffee today. I did not allow myself to ingest any liquids yesterday, which had the wonderful, intended effect of not requiring me to get up to pee during the movie. It sure made me thirsty, though.
Also, I am now apparently an official employee of my company. I have received a Deadbolt Key. I can get into this office any time, day or night, all by myself. This makes me happy. Not that I ever would come into the office when no one else is here -- but the fact that I have the option, should I choose to exercise it, is nice.
I am going to go get some more coffee. Mmm. Liquid.