So is it bad that I was so annoyed at my shirt, I went out and bought a new one?
I bought a long-sleeved, knit, medium-grey GapBody shirt, size medium. To replace my long-sleeved, knit, medium-grey GapBody shirt, size medium.
Why yes, "Fulminous" does start with the same letter as "Freak." Why do you ask?
I would also hereby like to express my outrage at people who kiss other people in elevators when they clearly don't have permission and probably think they were REALLY smooth doing it. Motherfucker, don't mess with my Shiv, or I'll totally cut you.