Oh, and by the way: My haircut makes me want to crawl under the table and weep. Today is more of a rollercoaster than I have been on in quite some time.
"Oh no! Bad hair!"
"Yay, getting a haircut!"
"Oh no! Employee review!"
"Yay! Employee review!"
"Oh no! The stylist used clippers on the sides and back of my head but didn't fade the clipped part up so I have this huge horrible awful dividey line that runs the circumference of my head!!"
"Yay! Star Trek movie!"
Yar. I clearly need to go drink a "Balance" Vitamin Water.