They like me! They really like me!
Hahahahahaha! I did not get laid off! I did not even get fired! I just had an Employee Review and I am still employed! I have a "clear, decisive, and orderly writing style!" My "contributions and suggestions have been extremely valuable!" I "always come through with quality results!" I have a "deep understanding of HTML" and I put a "great effort into solving problems!!!" They want to give me more responsibilities! They think I'm the bee's knees! On an overall scale of 1-5, where 1 = Outstanding and 2 = Exceeded Expectations, I am a 1.75!Haahahahahahahaa!!
I am going to float float float away on a cloud of ThankGodIDidn'tGetFired now. I love it when I worry for no reason and then I find out I was worrying for no reason. It always feels so much better than if I had not worried at all.