Despite my VERY recently stated aversion to the word (ugh, I hardly want to say it again) "shatter," SOMEONE had to go and use it in their very first paragraph. It is as if she was specifically trying to antagonize me. What? Are you tryin' to start something? 'Cause it looks to me like you are.
Also. I am leaving the office. I still have no internet at home. This episode of my life is therefore called "I Have No Internet At Home: Watch Me Cry." I hope there are fun things to read when I get (sigh) back to the office on Monday.