My first entries in the "What's My Signature Look?" contest:
1) Metrosexual. I think I am very okay with this, as it puts me in a group with David Beckham. Being lumped in with him anywhere is fine by me.
2) The dark side of Abercrombie and Fitch. I think this is another way of saying "queer fratboy." I like the "dark" connotations, though.
3) Glam-Rock Mountain Man. The juxtaposition of those two concepts makes me unutterably happy -- but maybe "without a big furry beard" should be involved somehow. Also: do I really wear that much plaid? I had no idea.
Anyone else? C'mon. You know you want to.