I have a feeling that I will be adding random entries like this for much of the day.
Here is what I have to conribute to your entertainment and reading pleasure at the moment. I just got an email with this for a subject line:
SLIDE YOUR MEAT BETWEEN MY WET BOOBS
It leads me to wonder if they were trying, if whoever sent that email actually hired a crack team of researchers, to come up with the the line that would be likeliest to a) make me queasy, and b) make me think of pastrami in the least-sexy way imaginable. Sliding meat. Eurgh.