I think that my new phone is dying, I need more bookshelves, and I would dearly love a brownie right about now.
I think I can only deal with one of the above problems at the moment.
If you are very clever, you will guess which one.
If you are not very clever, I will just tell you: I am going to buy a brownie.
(Maybe if everyone behaves themselves, I will put up another poem someday. It probably will not be as metaphorically dirty, though.)