HOW in UNHOLY FUCK did this election, where the STUPID FUCKING SPINELESS DEMOCRATS were supposedly SO FUCKING ENERGIZED
turn into this ABJECT MOTHERFUCKING DISASTER
where the ONLY MOTHERFUCKING BRIGHT SPOT
is a race
where SOMEONE BEAT MOTHERFUCKING ALAN FUCKING KEYES.
IF THAT IS YOUR ONLY GOOD NEWS YOU ARE SO ROYALLY FUCKED YOU JUST NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING COAT AND GO THE FUCK HOME.
GOD DAMN IT FUCKERFUCKERFUCKERFUCKERFUCKERFUCKERFUCKERFUCKER. CNN needs to take down that picture of the incumbent in all his smug laughing bastardy, before I fucking throw up all over my screen. And then someone needs to stab Karl Rove in his fucking eyes.
And YES in case you can't fucking TELL, I've jumped headlong into MOTHERFUCKING ANGER.
GOD FUCKING DAMN EVERYTHING.
P.S.: America? YOU FUCKING WHORE.