So I go down to Denver for ONE weekend and I come back and find out the spam-gremlins have weaseled their way past the defenses I set up to protect my little bloggy castle in my absence. I have had them rounded up and catapulted over the walls.
Grape-Nuts are good for about the first four bites.
There's a club in Denver that feels for all the world like it belongs in outer Williamsburg.
Bikes are way way faster and easier than walking. I rode my bike to the gas station last night for cigarettes and beef jerky.
Staring at a computer screen for hours is no more fun or exciting when done at home than it was doing it in an office.
My nephew is the most awesome!! He's this close --><-- to saying sentences that people can understand.
My niece is the biggest drama queen ever, and I don't quite understand why my mom/sister play along with her when she's pretending to cry. I think Danica's right -- it takes another Leo to spot that kind of advanced attention-getting technique.
When I was packing up to leave mom's house yesterday, for half a second I thought to myself, Oh good, we can almost leave for the airport and I can be home, but then I remembered that I can't go to the airport for another four weeks. That was a bit of a bummer.
I made out with a 21-year-old. It's definitely less fun than you might think -- but at least we were standing in the middle of campus at the time, so there goes another Life Goal I can check off my list that I missed the first time around.
Also before we went out, he and his 21-year-old girlfriends said, "Hey! Let's do a SHOT!" and then did shots of Bacardi, because when you are in college you think you can take shots of anything. I suppose I should just be grateful they didn't happen to have a bottle of Cointreau or something hanging around.