Note to self: Don't ride a bike while wearing boot-cut jeans.
Note to self: Your birthday is this month. Stop being surprised when people mention it.
Note to self: Go buy salt.
Note to self: Buy more belts, too. How did I never know it was this much fun to accessorize?
Note to self: Ride the bike all over campus while smoking, and count the dirty looks.
Note to self: Go buy a video game or something. The Mah Jongg program is exhausted and wants to take a nap.
Note to self: Pick an obscure skill and learn it. Make your friends some really awesome paper cranes when you get home.
Note to self: You only have 28 more days of this motherfucking bullshit. Try to refrain from throwing yourself off a motherfucking bridge until you get back to a city that has a real god damned fucking bridge in it, by which point hopefully you'll have obviated the desire to in the first place.