Often, when I am annoyed at someone, I can be heard to exclaim, "Fuck him! Fuck him right in the EAR."
There is a boy in one one my classes with ear canals so large, so vastly cavernous, that no matter how uncomfortable or wildly anatomically improbable, I think that's precisely what happened to him. He must be the best hearer ever. I wonder if everything creates an echo in there.
I really wanted to just stare at his enormous ear-holes (accompanied by normal-sized yet scoop-shaped ears to better funnel sound), but I made myself look elsewhere -- because I think he can probably hear my thoughts.