Hi! It's time for a quiz. It's simple, there's only one question:
Which of the three stories below actually happened to me, and which were dreams?
1) Once I was in a car with my mom, sitting in my driveway. I was wearing this big red and purple robe with a big floppy hood and stars an the sleeves. Then a white van drives up and a woman in a power business suit gets out of the driver's seat, and Bugs Bunny gets out of the passenger side. The woman walks up to the car and laughs and tells me to wish Bugs Bunny a happy birthday. "Happy Birthday, Bugs Bunny," I say to Bugs Bunny, so the woman smiles and tries to give me fifty dollars. My mom wouldn't let me take it, so the lady and Bugs Bunny drove away. Then my mom felt bad, and we drove all over my neighborhood for an hour, but we could never find the white van.
2) Once I was walking down a hill, and then suddenly there was a hole beneath me and I fell in. It was a trench, exactly as tall as I was, and I couldn't move left or right and it was too tight to lift up my arms. I could only stand on my tiptoes and peep out, down the hill, where all my friends were playing. I tried to shout for help, but nobody could hear me. I watched them play for hours. Finally when everyone was going home, one of them walked past and saw me. He ran to get my baseball coach, who pulled me out of the trench by my head. I walked home, covered in mud, and I had to stand behind a bush and take my clothes off before mom would let me in the house.
3) Once I was in this bar and the walls were all mirrors and there were these white couches, and for some reason there was a surfboard in the middle of the room. My friend was there and her drinks kept sliding off the surfboard. Then this guy walks up and says, "Hi. I went to Harvard. Do you like cheese?" Then I pushed my friend over to a stripper and made her tip him, and told the guy that "She's been waiting to do that ALL NIGHT," even though nothing of the sort was true.