Mike's horoscope: Your home situation will reach a culmination at the full moon, September 17.
My horoscope: A raise or new position could also be offered to you near the full moon September 17.
Mike's results: He signed a new lease today.
My results: I just won the 60-hours-worked-in-a-week prize. Apparently the new position that has just been offered is the "Office Bitch." No raise, though. Alas.