Clearly I need more coffee.
As recently as, oh, say, yesterday I was reading about Ariel Sharon's collapse. I try to keep current, try to know what's going on in the world.
Imagine, then, my horror when I saw the headline, "Sharon in ICU after stroke," and god only knows why, but my first fucking thought was, "Sharon Osbourne had a stroke??"
Coffee. And perhaps a steel wire brush to scrub my brain.