All law students at ABA-accredited law schools in the United States must take the LSAT prior to admission.
Chris wants to be admitted as a law student at an ABA-accredited law school in the United States.
Therefore, Chris must take the LSAT.
There aren't many acceptable reasons to be awake at 6 am on a Saturday. Still being awake from the night before is good, as is getting off a redeye to London. I just found out that being up at 6 on a Saturday morning to take the LSAT can be just as exciting.
Especially when you dance to Madonna the whole time you're getting dressed.
Fuck yeah.
Also I'm wearing my really cute socks with orange and white stars all over them. I have it on good authority that stars are fabulous.