My tooth just broke!!! AGAIN!!!! FKNAHHHHH AND ALSO WAHH STUPID TOOTH, plus lots and LOTS of expletives.
Below, please find an artist's rendition of how I look today:
And no, this had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I have a totally hot dentist.
Promise.
**UPDATE**
Mouthwash so you don't gross out your dentist: $2.79.
Other stuff you pick up at Duane Reade just because you're there: $18.50.
New filling for front tooth: $270.
A hot dentist who will see you at a moment's notice to fix your hideous gap-toothed smile: Priceless.