HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ME-EEEE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
I'm so totally 29 years old now! I woke up this morning, had some eggs and coffee, and get a car to take me and three of my Indian coworkers to the SNAKE PARK, which was totally awesome. There were, indeed, many snakes there. And there was more zoo besides just snakes -- white peacocks and tigers and porcupines and sloths and monkeys! I have a great photo of the tiger sticking his tongue out at me! I almost slipped and fell into the mud like five times because it was raining the whole way through the zoo -- but it was nice, gentle rain where you don't even really notice you're getting wet. Also admission to the zoo was totally like six cents, which is crazytown.
Then we went to lunch at a place called Portico, and had something like nine million pounds of food. Plus two of the guys snuck out and bought me a birthday cake!! And they sang! It was AWESOME. They seemed to be impressed that I tried all the food, so that's cool because OBVS I like being the adventurous guy. (laugh)
And when I got back to my hotel? There was a cake and fruit! From the hotel! For my birthday, because it's totally my birthday! Now I feel really bad that I have to check out because I'm waaaay too full to eat any more cake! And then a guy knocked on my door and delivered a dozen roses from the hotel with a card saying Happy Birthday on it! TOTES SUPERSWEET.
So now I have like an hour and a half to chill out before I have to check out and get in a car for the long long five hour drive to the airport so I can go to PARIS, aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Life is fucking incredible, don't you think? *I* sure think so. WHEEEEEEEEEEE BIRTHDAY HAHAHA!