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I really should have come up with a fun drinking game to play during the State of the Union last night. I'd have been hammered. Only two problems prevented me: a) I didn't think about it until right now and I have yet to invent that pesky time machine, and b) I'm in India again, and so I was sleeping during the whole thing.
Maybe next year, during his Last. State of the Union. Address. EVER. Provided I actually get to come home before then and I'm not still living on curry and vodka.